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 Q. Which animal on Noah's Ark had the highest level of intelligence? A. The giraffe. Q. Why did Noah have to punish and discipline the chickens on the Ark? A. Because they were using "fowl" language. Q. On the Ark, Noah probably got milk from the cows. What did he get from the ducks? A. Quackers. Q. When was the first meat mentioned in the Bible? A. When Noah took Ham into the ark. Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? A: Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation. Q: What kind of lights were on the ark? A: Floodlights. Q: Did all the animals on the ark come in pairs? A: No the worms came in apples. Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing? A: He only had two worms! Q: How do we know that they played cards in the ark? A: Because Noah sat on the deck. Q: What animal could Noah not trust? A: The Cheetah. Q: What money did Noah carry into the ark? A: Bucks and doe. Q: Why were the horses aboard the ark Pessimistic? A: They were always saying neigh. Alice: Grandma, were you on Noah's ark? Grandma: No. Alice: then how did you survive the flood? |
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