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Cain and Abel Jokes

  Adam and Eve had two sons called Cain and Abel. When Abel married he had a baby daughter called Mabel (Abel)

Q. How long did Cain hate his brother?
A. As long as he was Abel.

Q: Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
A: In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

The Reason Cain killed Abel: they were roommates.

Cain! Get off your brother! You're going to kill him some day!


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