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A Short History of Medicine: "Doctor, I have an ear ache."

2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root."
1000 A.D. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."
1940 A.D. - "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill."
1985 A.D. - "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."
2000 A.D. - "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!"


Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division.

Relativity:
Two hairs in my cup of milk is too much.
Two hairs on my head is too less.


Mathematics is made of 40 percent formulas, 40 percent proofs and 40 percent imagination.


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